Two Girlfriends (in their 70s) are sitting on a park bench smoking cigarettes, when it begins to sprinkle lightly.

One of the ladies puts out her cigarette, but the other opened her purse and took out a condom, takes out a pair of scissors and cuts off the tip and slips it over her still burning cigarette and continues smoking leisurely.

Her girlfriend, very impressed says "What is that contraption on your cigarette, and Where do I GET one?

Just ask your Pharmacist for a condom the next time you are at the drug store. So, the next day the girlfriend goes to the Druggist and asks for
a condom.

The fellow is a bit surprised, but politely asks "Certainly, what size?

And she replies, "It has to fit a CAMEL."