UPDATED SONG TITLES:
It was fun being a Baby Boomer... til now!
Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate
us Aging Baby Boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits:
"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
The Bee Gees:
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
Bobby Darin:
"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
Ringo Starr:
"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
Roberta Flack:
"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
Johnny Nash:
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
Paul Simon:
"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
Commodores:
"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
Marvin Gaye:
"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
Procol Harem:
"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
Leo Sayer:
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
The Temptations:
"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
ABBA:
"DENTURE QUEEN"
Elvis:
"HEARTBREAK HOSPICE"
Dylan:
"LIKE A KIDNEY STONE"
Queen:
"We WERE the Champions"
Beatles:
"With a Little Help From My Meds"
Dion:
"LIMP AROUND SUE"
The Rolling Stones:
"Limping-Jack Flash"
Tony Orlando:
"Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"
Helen Reddy:
"I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
Willie Nelson:
"ON THE THRONE AGAIN"
John Prine:
"Pink Cataract"
John Denver:
"Rocky Mountain High" (Fiber)
Lesley Gore:
"It's My Procedure And I'll Cry If I Want To"
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