THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you  left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave with our music still
inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how  come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you
may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it
happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are
sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have
weird names, and all are different colors.... but  they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the
scenery on a detour.