One day, a cat dies of natural causes
and goes to heaven,where he meets the Lord
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life,
and if there is any way I can make
your stay in heaven more comfortable,
please let me know."

The cat thinks for a moment and says,
"Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family
and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says,
"Say no more," and a magical cat hammock, appears.

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming
accident, and all of them go to heaven.
     
Again, the Lord is there to greet them,
and asks them if there is any way He
can make their stay in heaven more comfortable.

The mice answer, "All our lives we have been chased.
We have had to run from cats, dogs,
and even women with brooms.
Running, running, running we're tired of running.
Do you think we could have wheels
so that we don't have to run anymore?"

The Lord says, "Say no more" and fits
each mouse with a beautiful new skate board.

About a week later, the Lord stops by to see the cat
and finds him snoozing in his hammock.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him,
"How are things since you got here?"