Not am I only having a Bad Hair Day,
My co-worker tells me I have Bad Breath!

All I have to say is;

If you can start the day without
caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful,
ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and
boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday
and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved
ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people
take things out on you,
when, through no fault of yours,
something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism
and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world
without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension
without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,

THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG!

Hope to hear from you Soon!