INFERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
NOTICE: Increase in Tax payment;
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
TO ALL MALE TAXPAYERS
Gentlemen,
The only thing that the Infernal
Revenue has not yet taxed is your pecker. Mainly because 98% of the time
your pecker is out of work. And the other 2% of the time it is in the hole.
Moreover, it has two dependents; who are both nuts.
Accordingly; beginning immediately,
your pecker will be taxed according to its' size, using the Pecker Checker
Scale listed below to determine your your category. Please insert this information
on page #2 Section F, line #3 of you standard #1040 Income Tax form.
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10 to 12 inches......Luxury
Tax.....$50.00
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8 to 10 inches......Pole
Tax.........$25.00
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6 to 8 inches......Privilege
Tax......$15.00
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4 to 6 inches......Nuisance
Tax.....$5.00
Note: Anyone under four inches
is eligible for a refund.
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Please do not request extentions.
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Males exceeding 12 inches should
file under Capital Gains.
Very Truly
Yours,
Johnny Conyabigtime
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2004-2006 